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    Coronavirus Panic Prepping thread...

    Activate your SHTF plan, Government says “don’t panic”. SELCO just sent out a email and Europe is fukced and his little town is about to declare Marshall law.

    Said expect to “bug-in” at least until June. Expect Government to fail or at best not be able to help. Expect gangs and food shortages.

    Be prepared to form up your group and start hording antibiotics, liquor, AA batteries. Keep your bugout bag and weapons very close at all times.

    Keep vehicle gassed up and loaded...have your local road map handy. Keep cell phone fully charged and listen to all news. Tune in on HAM if ya got one.

    Prepare now if you haven’t already, don’t get caught up in a camp. Evade at all cost.


    “I will not comply”

    #2
    I must say im seeing the effects even at work. I sat around all day yesterday and there aint nothin scheduled for today either.
    "The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I *am* God!" MC Billy Sunday

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    • CHenry
      CHenry commented
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      same here

    • Lurker66
      Lurker66 commented
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      They should give you a shovel and send you out to fill the potholes. Get some work outa you instead of wasting our tax dollars and propping yer feet up on yer desk, playing on forums.

    #3
    Originally posted by Eyecyou View Post
    I must say im seeing the effects even at work. I sat around all day yesterday and there aint nothin scheduled for today either.
    Might hafta resurrect the Rules of Bartertown.

    Stockmarket is taking a beating, Stuff is flying off shelves at Walmart.
    “I will not comply”

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    • turkeyrun
      turkeyrun commented
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      Break out the caps
      Practice the secret handshake
      Issue the password

    #4
    Meh. I'll be self-quarantined at the river. Come by and say "hi" - kayak's yellow, tent's green. We'll cook some fish, they don't care about no stinkin' virus.

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    • Lurker66
      Lurker66 commented
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      Just fish? No beans no cornbread? No Corona? No wonder you camp alone.

    • CHenry
      CHenry commented
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      No one likes him anyway

    • Tedkennedy
      Tedkennedy commented
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      Beans maybe, cornbread might be kinda weak without milk.

      My wife's dogs like me.

    #5
    My house is Corona-proof. I don't let that crappy beer through my front door.
    "Never argue with someone who is stupid, they will just bring you down to their level of stupid and then beat you with their experience with being stupid." - Mark Twain
    NRA Life Member http://www.nra.org
    Ride Em' Cowboys! -- Oklahoma State #1

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      #6
      Originally posted by mtnboomer View Post
      My house is Corona-proof. I don't let that crappy beer through my front door.
      I go the extra mile no North American beer allowed in my house.

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      • Eyecyou
        Eyecyou commented
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        Thats cause there aint no such thing as "good" beer. Its all cat piss. You peasants start drinkin port and maybe your palettes will advance a little bit.

      • AirPowMech
        AirPowMech commented
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        Ports are weak, now give me a good Stout then we are drinking.

      • turkeyrun
        turkeyrun commented
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        Most everybody around here drinks that stale water Coors Light.


        Go to BJ's and order their house crafted Stout and a steak. That's some good stuff.

      #7
      I just Declared a State of Emergency for my area of Pink Oklahoma.

      Curfew starts at 8pm and ends at 7:59pm and will be strictly enforced.

      All resident are on total lockdown unless wifey needs something.

      We practice strict social isolation, hand washing and coughing protocols are strictly enforced.

      Resident is required to stay indoors and either on sofa or in kitchen.

      All residents are required to be armed and have a minimum of 1 9mm pistol, 1 .45 1911, 1 .357 revolver within arms reach at all times; must also have 2 AR15s within 5 steps; not mandatory but advised to keep several knives on your coffee table.

      All food requests must be approved and served hot and on schedule by wifey.

      Alcohol can only be ingested after 5pm on weekends.
      “I will not comply”

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      • Hi-Point Bobby
        Hi-Point Bobby commented
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        She let you smoke in the house now?

      • turkeyrun
        turkeyrun commented
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        He quit smoking

      • mtnboomer
        mtnboomer commented
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        Sounds kinda suspicious to me.

      #8
      I hope that works for you

      Mrs. F may something to say about it.




      And you still dont get the remote.
      " most of the people you come across are good people. Those others are why you have a .45 and a shotgun. " Wyatt Earp

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        "The only difference between me and that old preacher is that he worked for God, and I *am* God!" MC Billy Sunday

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        • Lurker66
          Lurker66 commented
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          Eww

        • Hi-Point Bobby
          Hi-Point Bobby commented
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          Don't forget to keep a sombrero handy.

          Ass eating aint new. You effin Millennial's think you invented everything.

          How are your kids taking being at home?

        • Eyecyou
          Eyecyou commented
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          They love it. Thinkin schools canceled forever
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